Warning: Excessive consumption may lead to uncontrollable chanting of “FOR SUPER EARTH!”
To celebrate the halting of the Meridia singularity, a new product would be launched on May 10th, 2185: Jellydivers, at the time the only candy approved by
Super Earth and inspired by
Helldivers. Packed with flavor, patriotism, and just a hint of high-fructose heroism, Jellydivers were available in two glorious flavors: "Strawberry Strafe" and "Blueberry Barrage".[1]
Tragically, reports would soon surface of children and candy-loving adults experiencing an uncommanded biological discharge after consuming Jellydivers, leading to the decision to pull Jellydivers from the shelves due to suspicions of
Illuminate tampering.[2]
Jellydivers would be brought back during Liberty Day 2185. As part of this, two bags of a new range of Cinnamon flavored Jellydivers would be given to the children of each enlistment on the day.[3] Though unconfirmed, it is possible that the new Cinnamon flavored Jellydivers were derived from Element-711.[4]