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Warning: Excessive consumption may lead to uncontrollable chanting of “FOR SUPER EARTH!”

Warning: Excessive consumption may lead to uncontrollable chanting of “FOR SUPER EARTH!”

To celebrate the halting of the Meridia singularity, a new product would be launched on May 10th, 2185: Jellydivers, at the time the only candy approved by Super Earth Icon Super Earth and inspired by Helldivers Companion Helldivers. Packed with flavor, patriotism, and just a hint of high-fructose heroism, Jellydivers were available in two glorious flavors: "Strawberry Strafe" and "Blueberry Barrage".[1]

Tragically, reports would soon surface of children and candy-loving adults experiencing an uncommanded biological discharge after consuming Jellydivers, leading to the decision to pull Jellydivers from the shelves due to suspicions of Illuminate Icon Illuminate tampering.[2]

Jellydivers would be brought back during Liberty Day 2185. As part of this, two bags of a new range of Cinnamon flavored Jellydivers would be given to the children of each enlistment on the day.[3] Though unconfirmed, it is possible that the new Cinnamon flavored Jellydivers were derived from Element-711.[4]

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