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Atten-hut! I'm General Brasch -- Super Earth's oldest and most grizzled war hero, and I'm not easy to impress. Helldiver Training is the toughest test in the galaxy---but I can tell that doesn't scare you. Impressive! Now, enough jibjab! The upcoming obstacles will take everything your exceptional physique can muster. This is it. The real deal. Get to it, soldier!
~ General Brasch upon a new recruit entering the Mars training facility

Super Ten-Star General Brasch is, according to his own words, “Super Earth’s oldest and most grizzled war hero” - being a veteran of the First Galactic War and the oldest Helldivers Companion Helldiver currently in service.

General Brasch served as the instructor for the Helldivers Companion Helldiver Training Program on Mars and, after the Illuminate Icon Illuminate razing of the Mars facility, the Helldiver Training on Zegema Paradise; the “toughest test in the galaxy” where he guides new recruits - in voice if not in person - through the test that certifies them as ready for service as Helldivers. The Helldiver Training entails a rudimentary obstacle course, a live-fire crawling exercise, use of first-aid, a target practice range with live Terminids Icon Terminids, Stratagem deployment, terminal usage, and most importantly, flag saluting. Each and every newly-minted Helldiver is (indirectly) presented with their first cape by the general.

The Super Ten-Star General is also the titular voice behind Brasch Tactics, a series of shorts created to encourage all Helldivers Companion Helldivers to think tactically while slaughtering the enemies of Managed Democracy. Additionally, following an error in Super Earth's logistics chain, Helldivers were accidentally granted the SH-32 Shield Generator Packs from General Brasch's personal stash, which were reserved for 10-star generals only; the workers at the distribution center have since been sent to re-education camps and regular shields have resumed distribution.

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